I was going to write about something profoundly interesting and insightful. This would have been the blog entry that would have reached the very top of . . . whatever ranks blogs (Billboard? Blogboard?). I'm sorry that I have to disappoint you, though. You see, I made the mistake of stepping outside, and my wonderful topic was baked right out of me by the heat. So now I don't have anything at all to blog about, and I feel horrible at that. Of course, I feel more horrible at the heat. It's supposed to get up in the triple digits this weekend! So I'm afraid that all this means that I have absolutely nothing to blog about today.